Girl online Chatting with an Unknown Person :)) Person : Could you please give me your e-mail id…? Girl : Yeah sure.. here it is: “iHaveBF.firstname.lastname@example.org” Person: Thanks.. Here is mine: “iAmYourDad.slapYouToday@cometohome.com” Girl Shocks..
How can I live without You :)) Husband texts to wife on cell, “Hi, what are you doing Darling?” Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without You?” Wife: “You Idiot! I’m
Wife asked her husband to give the newspaper …. Husband: How backward you are?Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper … ??? Take my iPad …. Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach
An Indian Doctor can’t find a job in USA.. So he opens a clinic and puts a sign ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100 An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ? Wife: Can u fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, when